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Stage Dad


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Originally uploaded by jcorn.

Just when you thought Jessica and Ashlee were getting to be too much, they gotta come at your grill again.

I think its really getting disgusting, they way people are pimping out their children these days. We all know Mr. Simpson is gulity of this, but Hulk Hogan!!??

This is his daughter; Brooke Hogan. She's got a single, a website, and apperently her dad is so into her career it's frightening. VH1 even ran a special called "Hulk Hogan: Stage Dad". Watch the videos, there's 3 of them, and its almost scary. Focus on the one about dating; the one where he says she won't have boyfriends until she's 25!! He's on her career like a fat kid on a smartie.

Hey Hulk, Hulkanmania is over. Let your daughter live her life, and stop making her perform, and stop going to red carpet appearences with her. Its weird. I know she's 16, but still.

And for all of you who are thinking how hot she is right now, take a closer look. She's like 6'2 and she got Hulk's face exactly. Really creepy.


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Originally uploaded by jcorn.

Are you kidding me? What is with this? Its almost like Hulk is gonna be his daughter's date from middle school dances right through to oblivion.

"Here, look at my daughter, but not too long or I'll body slam your ass like I did to Andre the Giant."

Does anyone else think the whole father/daughter, pimp/whore thing has gone too far?