Prepare To Bow To The Japanese

A pretty scary, yet somehow very realistic thought occured to me this morning as Johnny and I were driving back from TO.

You see, as I was driving I noticed that probably about 3/5 cars on the road were Honda Civics.

That on its own isn't really very shocking since most of us know by now that the Civic is the best-selling car in all of Canada. But then I got to thinking...

The Japanese build these things, and I'm sure most of you are aware of their penchant for high-tech robotics. So now picture this...

At some pre determined time, some dude in Japan hits a button and boom! A-la Voltron, all these Civics transform into robots which kill their owner and enslave everyone else. It's the perfect Trojan Horse!!

Just think about it. There's millions and millions of them on the road. Seriously, count next time. We'd be fucked. No chance to fight back. Without even raising a fist, we'd be entirely at the mercy of some tiny island in the Pacific! Talk about a Civic Nation.

So let's fight back now. Burn, smash, dismember, and cube every Civic you see. There's still time. Let's not bow to our imperial masters just yet. True North Strong and Free!!