Give The Gift of Booze!!

We all suffer through the trials and tribulations of Xmas shopping. Frankly, it's hell. So many people to buy for, so many varied tastes, so little time. The mall is crowded, parking is impossible, and if I hear Jingle Bell Rock one more time I swear I'm going to take my own life.

Solution? - Booze

It finally hit me today; booze is the best gift for everyone. Think about it; who doesn't like a nice 26er of their favorite concoction?? In fact, I will go as far as to say this is a frigging breakthrough. I have the answers to all of your Xmas woahs people.......alcohol.

Imagine if I told you that I could take you to a 1 stop shop for all your Xmas needs! Everyone on your whole damn list!(minus the kiddies and pets) Booze works for your parents, your friends, your significant other, his/her parents, the teacher, the family friend, your godmother, that bum downtown....the list goes on and on. Plus, you can buy it all in one place, no nonsense.

Some will prefer a nice pinot noir, others some scotch, and yet still others will throw their arms around you when they find a 40oz bottle of Prince Igor under the tree. Honestly, once you include wine, and some other upscale booze like cognac, and 1000 year old scotch, there isn't anybody you can't make happy this yuletide season.

So do me a favour; instead of complaining, just make your way down to the local LCBO and buy a bunch of booze. And while you're there pick up a bottle for yourself, slug er' back and think about what a genius Josh is. Get drunk and laugh at everyone else running around like idiots.

Happy Holidays