Pornfield

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Elephantitis

Well, its clear that none of you liked my famous scrotum post. Fine, fuck you. You think you're better than me? Just because I posted something about a man testicle bag? Honestly I've totally run out of shit to say so for the time being this blog will either say nothing or just have childish shit like testicles and assholes and farts and stuff. If all you bourgeoisie, new radical, old money, north of 5th street, "I hate Sweden", fake turtle skin totting, "kick me in the balls, but not too hard" SOB's don't like it then just lick my famous balls.