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When I Was A Little Boy

When I was a little boy, my Dad sat me down on his knee and said:

"Son, what do you want to be when you grow up?"

"Dad, I want to be a paper pusher"

"Are you sure? I mean don't you want to be an astronaut, or a fireman, or maybe a high profile lawyer?"

And I said: "No Dad, I want to be a paper pusher"


I'm living the dream.