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no title does this justice.....

Today at work I had to walk a grown woman through a math problem. It was addition and multiplication. We had a calculator. Yes, there was a decimal involved. I guess for some people that's like landing an F14 on an aircraft carrier at night, instead of in the day. The degree of difficulty is increased exponentially. Funny thing is, I had already explained this equation to her the week before. The answer was 30.65. She had to invoice a company for 30.65 She invoiced them for over 100.00 bucks. They called back. No shit. This woman reminds me of a drug mule, without the drugs. Live and let live, but for fuck's sake try to get a little grade three math in whilst you're at it.