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Get Me Out of This Matrix!

I just realized something frightening. They have sneakily removed a character from the standard computer keyboard sometime since I was born.

I swear there used to be a key for the symbol of cents. Like if I had to write 25 cents.
Where is the symbol!!?? I was under the impression that it used to be shift + 2. But now shift + 2 is @. @!!!! wtf is @??

Oh yeah, we need @ now for email and such. This is a massive sign of the times for me. Appearently the powers that be don't think cents are worth a damn anymore. Well they are. Cents add up, we all know that. Should we just round everything?? This is a god damn conspiracy. I'm freaking out.

Am I wrong??? Let me know.
Maybe it was shift + 5??

Did it ever exist?? Did I have a really retarded keyboard back in the day?

Someone set me striaght. I feel like I'm in the Matrix.
And how am I gonna type cents now?

So many questions.